The Fault Is In My Vagina

These ‘Feminist Types’ may snarl at me but I have Indian culture and traditions to back me up when I say, The fault is in my vagina. I’m the fortunate one that was allowed to at least be born with it (unlike the infanticides), is not burnt (at least not as ‘Satis’) or is thrown a grand celebration before I am sent over to another man who can sleep or slap me against my will. Therefore, I should be content to crawl through this great rule of men as a shadow. I am the abomination that god had to create for creation and so unless that role is involved, there is no reason for me to be seen or heard by anyone. Dear Foolish Women! Why do you think Curtains were invented? Not to block the scorching sun rays but to hide a monster like you that is rumored to ensnare the lust of helpless men. Sorry, my apologies. ‘Helpless’ is a synonym for ‘Her.’
Talking about ‘Her’, she has a Vagina. The modern fools may say its a reproductive organ like a Penis that has blah and blah biological functions. But they are just fools. Tricked by the devious devil of science. Its actually a factory of kids that accidentally or on purpose are created by these proud penises that mighty men have. In poetic words I’d say, Its a well ( you know since it has a hole) that echoes the unknown whispering of lust that makes a man helpless and is forced to enter it, unable to hear the cries begging him to stop that echo in the same well. But the lust is obviously bigger than consent, right?
Fathom the audacity of these modern day women who shout, ‘Its our body. We have the right to do what we want with it. The size of my skirt doesn’t measure my character.’ Here I am wondering, how deluded these fools are? Its obvious that the skin revealed in a ‘saaree’ is traditional and the legs shown in a ‘skirt’ are a treason. Its against the long established patriarchy that regulates the society that you were born in. Pleasure is a taboo for a vagina and how dare you ‘Feminist Types’ complaint? We (The religion) has even gone to the extent of circumcising men. Yes the ‘Mighty Men’. So if we have ruled out the very word pleasure, you think an abomination like you should even dare to say the word?
” Science has no validation against Sanctity.”
The wise men know everything and you must believe with all your faith when they say, ‘ A vagina is a social entity, its vulva walls ( though they surely will find a more poetic term than me), the components of this female reproductive organ forces young, old, angry, excited or anything that has a penis to go climb and break these (vulva walls) for the hole that is covered by them is a black-hole that sends out an invitation. It is to be noted that the invitation is very implicit. It hides behind the smile of this beautiful monster. The clothes she purposely wears to tempt you. The calculative move to walk alone at any time of the day or night. The biggest weapon being the word, “NO.” For when she says that, it ignites the helpless male ego that wishes to have what it wants.’
I mean it makes total sense when they say, ‘If you keep a delicacy in front of a hungry man, he is bound eat it.’ Verily, both ‘Chicken Biryani’ and a ‘Chokri’ (Girl) doesn’t know the human language to argue if they want to be eaten or not. In fact, do these ‘ Feminist Types’ not see how normal it is to compare women to food. Both have one primary goal which is ” Satisfaction of the Men.”
“The ascent of your supple breast is the descent of your will. The smoothness of your skin marks the rough path you shall tread until death. The limit of our generosity ends at sympathy.” ( A Reminder To a Vagina)

To be a fair, I must voice a few opinions of the behalf these ‘ Feminist Types’, for with their rising arguments, I too stand confused. Since men know the best. May I ask, “what is a vagina?”
Is it a reproductive organ (like a penis), as said by biology ?
Is it the synonym to cussing (abusing) that’s as natural as breathing to India and the World?
Is it the pride of the family, that has to be protected from defiling ?
Is it legitimizing factor for the atrocities inflicted upon women?
Is it the mystery of the unknown that is best controlled, stitched or knifed? ( conditions may vary as per the demand of the guardians)
Is it the object of worship in the ‘Kamakhya’ temple in Assam?
Is the bearer of all the sexism, the insults, the cruelties, the hushed revolts, the shackles put from birth, the conflict between two women or the the mirror to the monstrosities mankind is capable of ?

Apologies if I asked too many questions but I’m sure somewhere in your big heart you can tolerate my audacity and not rape me. After all, who cares about what I say or write. “I too am a woman and the Fault is in my Vagina”.


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